Lolly and Amber in Spain…. the “holiday from hell” … well kinda…
- Filed under: My holidays, New Posts, Random posts
- Date: May 3,2009
Hi everyone…
Just got back from 3 – 4 days in sunny Spain…. 5* luxuary resort you may think…. you think wrong!!! Keeping it real and down to earth so myself and Amber decided to go on a holiday with the budget of what i spent out last week on a night out in London…£165.00 …. two taxis to and from central London and 1 round of drinks for 4 people ( the club entry and drinks were free for the rest of the night) …a bit of a risk but i thought but it would be funny and a little adventure…. took my video camera and filmed it all so as soon as i have edited it up the video blog will follow… kinda funny!!
Mondy – Day 1 – we booked an all inclusive holiday with flights for £165.00 so it was obviously a night flight so after work on Sexstation on Saturday did not bother going to sleep which i soon regreted as we took a 5.40 flight monday morning after drinking a few bottles of wine…. opss…. no taxis or transfers but instead took the public transport bus for a long trip to the resort…. which was Benidorm…. ha ha ha ha ha i hear you laugh…. but yes the only flight and all inclusive we could find for our £165.00 which was our budget. We arrived and were soon confused and concerned as could not find out hotel at all… we walked for hours hot, tired and pissed off…. stopped in a bar to ask for help to find out… WE WEREN’T IN BENIDORM …………….AND………….OUR HOTEL HAD NOT EVEN BEEN BUILT!!!
Fuck fuck fuck…. what were we gonna do…. we got help from the locals and a nearby hotel gave us a 4 bed family room as we had no hotel for free as they were taking all the bookings for the unbuilt hotel….phew… we were very happy with our hotel and with the room so bikini on and off to the pool … what a releif!!! The weather was hot… my thong was small and we had a chilled out afternoon…. but totally nakered we were asleep by 9.00 pm… how fun are we!!!
Tuesday and Wednesday- Day 2 and 3- Up early and off to the nearby beach a short walk away… nice and clean and peacful … perfect! But we were quickly reaslising that everyone was old… it was “perm central ” and getting alot of weird looks as we were the only young people there… very funny…. started sun bathing but the “cloud god ” did not like us much as it was cloudy all day and i was feezing…. rubbish…. we gave up and decided to go back to the hotel to get ready and see what the Benidorm night life was like. All my short dresses where a big “no no” as we may have given the old people a heart attack!!!! so casually dressed went to find the local bus…. no taxis or luxuary here…. 1 euro to central Benidorm…..so by day 2 … 1 euro over our £165.00 budget!!!
Now you may be thinking a night out is not keeping within budget as we would have to buy drinks but your are wrong…. we were happy to find out loads of hotles in Benidorm were part of the hotles all inclusive so free drinks and food if we found them… so our hotel finding adventure began!! Instead of a pub crawl and hotel crawl!!
………. we got the local bus and were dropped off by the bus somewhere and were and totally lost…. lots of walking….. lots more old people…. on the hunt for anyone young… ANYONE!! we found good food in the first hotel ( forgot to mention that our all inclusive hotel food was yuck yuck yuck… we just ate the cheese, meat and bread which was ok but sick to death of it by now) we had found good food… but we ate with more of the “perm central crew”…. ate, drank and on to the next hotel… free drinks… awful hotel… next hotel…. free drinks… awful hotel…. still in search for young people…. and when i say young i mean 40 and younger…. but everyone was 50 plus !!!!
By now pretty drunk and at last found some english men … a group of 15 …. from 40 aged to 19…. we sat outside their hotel which was part of our all inclusive and drunk drunk drunk…. still not spent anything… great stuff!! We went with them to a bar …. a club… maybe somewhere else but i cant remember any more as was so fucking drunk…. love it!!
Yes i was a naughty girl… the 19 year old ( the only young guy in the whole of Benidorm) i fucked…. it was naughty… he had a big cock… i loved it ( the shock he is going to get when he sees my website, ha… hope his 17 year old girlfreind does not read this!! ) … took the shameful walk back to the hotel… still pissed… the “walk of sham” !!! to wake Amber up for another day of sun and sunbathing….. and thats exactly what we did…. more cheese, meat and bread…. free beer and sun… hot hot day… got a nice tan…. so fucked from the night before i was in bed by nine….. I WILL NEVER GO OUT IN OR TO BENIDORM AGAIN…. it was pretty awful …. but i got drunk for free and got fucked good so not so bad really!!
Thursday – Day 4 - I woke up early after loads of sleep…. it is the last day…. the sun in shinning…. oh yes…. a day doing fuck all…. drinking beer… soaking up the hot hot sunshine….. very happy to be going back home…. we lay , we drank.. we chatted…we ate more cheese, bread and meat……….fuck by now how much did we want to go over budget but no no no!! This was fucking torture!!!
It was time to go home Thursday night….we left the hotel…. again got the bus to the bus station ( keeping within budegt) and we were very impressed with ourselves that we had managed to drink, eat and travel about without spending any money and were buzzing that we had completed our own challenge….
…. well thats what we thought… we arrived at the bus station and online it had said buses ran every hour but when we got there they ran every hour apart from 9.00 that day and our check in opened at ten and the bus did not leave until ten…. fuck fuck fuck… we had no choice but to get the credit cards out and pay for a cab…. 60 euro…. rubbish… so we failed the challende spending the 60 euro to get back to the airport!!
Video blog of all of this coming soon , Lolly xxx
